CRYSTAL DELAHANTY

I'm a comedy writer living in NYC.

I'm a member of Stone Cold Fox, a house sketch team at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre in New York City. We perform on Maude Night. Next show in June.

Salma Hayek Loves Her Fans

I wrote this for Stone Cold Fox’s Maude Night show, Monday, November 10, 2008, UCBTNY. Starring D’Arcy Erokan, Cody Melton, John Murray, and Joe Spellman. Directed by Neil W. Casey.

Maude Night Videos, Part Two: Vegan Robber.

I wrote this for Stone Cold Fox’s Maude Night show, Monday November 10, 2008, UCBTNY. Starring Sean Clements, Scott Courlander, Fran Gillespie, Cody Melton, John Murray, and Joe Spellman, with myself and Noah Plener. Directed by Neil W. Casey.

Black Don’t Crack

I wrote this Barack Obama campaign ad parody for Stone Cold Fox’s October 2008 Maude Night show. It also appeared in SCF’s one hour political show, That One: Maverick Politcal Comedy from a Team of Mavericks and was a featured video on UCBComedy.com.

Voiceover by Sean Clements. Directed by Neil Casey. Edited by me & Tao Langston. The music is the theme from The Terminator by Brad Fiedel and “Use Me” by Bill Withers.

I Love You More

I wrote this for Stone Cold Fox’s Maude Night show, Monday 14 July 2008. Starring Sean Clements and Fran Gillespie. Directed by Neil W. Casey and Curtis Gwinn.

Life Frite

I wrote this video for my old Maude Team, The President. It was a weekly and monthly staff pick on Funny or Die and got so many hits on UCBComedy.com that the server broke, justifying the purchase of more servers (or so I’ve been told).

Directed by Will Hines. Starring Dyna Moe, Mitch Magee, Adam Taylor, Devlyn Corrigan, Will Hines, and myself. Music and voiceover by Ari Scott.